Wife : Honey..... What are You Looking for ? >Husband : Nothing. >Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?? >Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? >A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Wife : Do you want dinner? >Husband : Sure, what are my choices? >Wife : Yes and no.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why? >Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. >Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? >Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. >Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. >Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" >Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." >Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" >Millionaire: " A Billionaire"
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. >The guy replies: Thanks for the warning .
Hi luv, Hw r u n wat u been up2.... Hwz work and hwz every1 around.. Wen r u goin 2 India.. Please let me nw before goin 2 India.. So dat v atleast can try 2 meet up before u go india.. Tc miss u and c u soon...
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